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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PITCHES! 

In case anyone has (yet!) to give you flowers, we're here to deliver a WHOLE BOUQUET of an email. 

Whether you've got a hot date or you hung a CUPID IS STUPID
banner at your house last night, know that GhostRanch will forever be your platonic Powerpoint power-couple Valentine. 


We're always a phone call away. You had us at hello. Etc. 

Hey Girl...Let's PPT and chill?

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Here's some random gift ideas—from us, to you. 

For the not-so-happy ghosts of Valentine's past
  • Burn it all to the ground with these specialized salty matches. Only to be used when there's Ben & Jerry's in the freezer. 
When your significant other is a graphic designer and a 99 cent Hallmark card just won't do 
  • But of course! There are graphic design greeting cardsI'm so FONT of you...You're just my TYPE...It'll be hilarious for them, we swear.  
If your partner prefers the finer things in life  
  • It's not quite the moon but someone is supposedly selling SpaceX on Craigslist and it just might be the next best thing. Talk about an intergalactic love story. 
Love it or hate it, we hope you can at least get your hands on some wine and chocolate today. 

(Because does anyone actually eat those Necco candy hearts?!) Bleh.  

XOXO 4EVR,
—Molly
the writer Ranchero from GhostRanch
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