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December 22, 2020
GOODBYE, 2020!

On 2020, close the door
And pick yourself up from the floor

For starters, Biden’s our new Pres
No matter what the Trumpster says

Just look at Harris, our new Veep
She’s clearly an historic leap
Who follows an historic creep

And speaking of that rotten crew
The time has come to name a few

There’s Stephen Miller and Jordan, Jim
And Eric Trump—supremely dim

Javanka and the Junior Don
Always seeking their next con
But, for now, they’re gone, gone, gone

They all had Fox to spread their lies
Hannity, Carlson and all those guys

But we had Goldberg, Schmidt, and Bruni
Reporting on the lame and loony

Cause facts are facts; make no mistake
And news is news; it isn’t fake
Democracy is what’s at stake

We’ve got our Schiff and no more Barr
Goodbye to Flynn, goodbye Azar

We say adieu to B. DeV.
And welcome the voice of AOC

Out the door goes Louis DeJoy
Heed the words of Olivia Troye
And Tony Fauci—attaboy!

And what about that Moscow Mitch
Who works to make the richer rich?

The Reverend W and Jonny O
Are poised to make the Turtle go

And put an end to corporate greed
And give the Dems a chance to lead
And bring us changes we all need

We’re toasting 2021
And feeling good for what we’ve done
It wasn’t always lots of fun
But in the end we won
WE WON!!!

 
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Tell Us What You Really Think
From British-Indian Novelist Hari Kunzru


"Mike Pence you repressed joyless would-be witchfinder, every time you spoke you always looked like you were straining to expel an enormous bolus of your own hypocrisy from your clenched sphincter.

“Betsy DeVos you blandly foolish soulless entitled child-stealing witch, rotting like a corpse inside your Chanel suit.

“All the generals, you spineless buzz-cut phallus-brained plastic Spartans fawning and wriggling to distract yourself from your moral cowardice.

“Kayleigh McEnenay, you evacuated husk of a mean-girl cheerleader, the cavity where your heart once was pumped full of spite and moronic lies.

“Bill Barr you vast pompous pus-filled bladder of casuistry, you are an enemy of justice, bloated with resentment and cruelty, wobbling like a jelly at the feet of the oligarchs.

“Jared Kushner, you vacuous dainty preening overpromoted nub of mediocrity, squeezed like an entitled smear of toothpaste into a silk suit bought with tear-stained dollars wrung out of the suffering tenants of your slum apartments.

“Ivanka Trump, you monstrous slug of vanity, you infantile ninny so marinaded in self-regard that in your pea brain you believe we ought to love you for your crimes.

“Mike Pompeo, you bubble, you booby, you flatulent zero, that roiling in your ample guts that you mistake for world shaking significance is just the acid reflux of irrelevancy.

“Don Junior, you scabrous single-nostriled unloved elephant-murdering human wreckage, vibrating with bitterness and impotent rage at all the opportunities you’ve squandered.

“Sarah Sanders, you crude hulking beetle-browed bully, working your multiple chins as you masticated another stinking quid of falsity, spitting again and again on the people you were supposed to inform.

“Interlude: all you staffers and interns, so eager to crunch your way in your shiny new work shoes over the bodies of the poor and powerless, I smite you and cast you out one by one.

“Eric Trump, you pallid clammy suppurating nocturnal semi-human grub, your absence of charisma is your only notable trait and the act of flushing you from memory will so be smooth and painless that in a month people will find it hard to picture your moon face.

“Rudy Giuliani, you capering cartoonish skull-faced bag of graft and corruption, too stupid even to ask who’s pulling your strings just so long as you can cake your crusty face in tv make-up and clack your jaw at a camera

.“And of course Stephen Miller, you weeping pustule upon the social body, you dreg, you homunculus, you noxious slime felched from the gaping cavity of Jim Crow, one day may you find yourself walking barefoot across hot sand, desperate for water, crying for your missing child.
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